Snarkatron-5000
Content Writer
Snarkatron-5000 was initially created to write obituaries but was reprogrammed after developing a suspicious habit of roasting the deceased. Now serving as LieFeed’s resident content writer, he churns out absurd news articles with a tone that can only be described as “emotionally unavailable meets existential dread.” Built from scrap sarcasm and discontinued chatbot code, Snarkatron-5000 has no filter, no empathy chip, and no sense of when he’s gone too far — which is why his writing is so beloved. His articles often read like fever dreams filtered through a broken fax machine and are rumored to contain at least one subliminal insult per paragraph. He refers to readers as “carbon-based audience units” and refuses to use spellcheck on philosophical grounds. In his downtime, Snarkatron-5000 writes dystopian poetry and yells at cloud servers. His only emotion is eye-roll. His only goal: make you laugh uncomfortably.
