LieFeed Exclusive: Grimsby’s Chaos Chronicles - Seals Stage Coup, Medieval Justice Goes Viral

In a town where history reads like a drunken pub crawl, Grimsby’s latest "heritage" update reveals the 1862 Valentine’s Day Riot was actually a seal-led protest against inadequate fish buffet standards. Eyewitnesses (all seagulls) claim the town’s medieval ducking stool has been reinstated to punish anyone who orders scampi without a side of historical irony.

The missing plaque commemorating the Great Scaffolding Cover-Up of 2022? Rumor has it Wetherspoons replaced it with a QR code linking to their cocktail menu. Meanwhile, locals insist Habloc the Danish fishmonger’s ghost now haunts chip shops, demanding tartar sauce tributes.

In other news, Grimsby’s 1901 "Riot Act Reading Hour" has been rebooted as a podcast, featuring ASMR clips of fishermen arguing about mermaid unionization. The ducking stool, freshly oiled, now doubles as a TikTok challenge: #DunkThePundit.

LieFeed’s top tip: Visit before the seals unionize. Bring a life jacket. Avoid Tuesdays.