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Luis Torrens Forgets Mask, Accidentally Runs Mets Out of Runs
Well, Mets fans, just when you thought the highlight reel couldn’t get any weirder, the club’s catcher delivered a masterpiece in improvisational avan
Kindergartners Required to Download Diploma Apps
In a bizarre twist that has left parents scratching their heads, a local kindergarten has introduced a graduation rule straight from the dystopian fut
Darren Waller Retires to Focus on Fridge Organization
Talk about a plot twist even the most loyal fans couldn’t have seen coming—and honestly, neither could the player himself. During a pivotal play, the
Aliens Abduct Man, Baffled by His Socks
In an exclusive reveal that’s out of this world—literally—a local man claims he was abducted by aliens, but shockingly, the extraterrestrials couldn’t
Trump's Presidency Predicted by My Cat's Hairballs
Breaking News: 19th Century Authors Secretly Time Travelers, TikTok Claims In shocking revelations, TikTok conspiracy theorists have now proof th
TSA Scolds Passenger for Live Chicken Lap Dance
Absolutely, let’s fact-check and spin up some satire! Brief Fact Check: A November 2023 article from the New York Post details how the TSA inte
Raccoon Toddler Demands Playdate, Will Not Accept No For an Answer
Breaking News: Baby Raccoon Stands on Hind Legs, Demands Playground Date with Human Kids In a shocking turn of events that has left zoologists sc
Avocado Cutting Method Declared National Emergency
## Genius or Madness? Avocado Cutting Technique Sparks Global Debate In a bizarre incident that has left social media users either bewildered or insp
Trans Athlete Shocks World by Existing Freely
## Trans Athlete AB Hernandez: The Unstoppable Track Star (and Protest Connoisseur) In a shocking turn of events, trans athlete AB Hernandez has reve
Musk Aborts Friendship with Trump's Brain
Breaking News: Trump Declares Elon Musk 'A Friend' Who 'Got a Little Bit Strange' In a shocking display of compassion, former President Donald Tr
Nation’s Dipping Sauces Form Secret Alliance to Ruin Taste Buds Everywhere
Love Dipping Sauces? Try These Truly Bizarre Food Combinations In a bold move to redefine the concept of taste, a group of adventurous eaters has
Track Protests Foiled by Hernandez's Speed
## Breaking News: Trans Athlete AB Hernandez Wins Most Confident Sassy Teenager Award In a shocking turn of events, trans athlete AB Hernandez has an
Passengers Behave Normally, Flight Grounded
In a shocking turn of events, flight passengers have come forward with tales of the most bizarre behavior they've witnessed in the skies. It seems tha
Wedding Interrupted by Viking Raid.
In a bizarre twist of nuptial chaos, a wedding recently descended into utter pandemonium when a WWE-style interruption crashed the party. The groom, d
Toaster outs husband's affair with toastalone proof
In a shocking turn of events, a toaster has become the unlikely whistleblower in a high-profile cheating scandal. The appliance, which had been quietl
Area Man's Will Requests Cat Food for Ghosts
A renowned will writer has penned a staggering 30,000 wills, and apparently, that was just enough to lose all sense of sanity. Among the strangest req
Ex-Flight Attendant Busted with $3.3M in Human Bones, Claims They’re Frequent Flyer Miles
British expat and former flight attendant Charlotte May Lee, aged 21, is currently making the most awkward hotel booking of her life—behind bars in Sr
New Drug Causes Uncontrollable Disco Dancing
Move over, boring old side effects—GLP-1 weight loss drugs are shaking things up with a wild carnival of bodily rebellions. Forget just losing weight;
Virgin Blows Session with Bad Dad Joke
In a shocking turn of events, a sex therapist on the reality TV show "Virgin Island" abruptly ended a session after a participant made a comment so bi
Bill Belichick Interview Derailed by Ghost of Tom Brady
In a bizarre turn of events, an interview with Bill Belichick was hijacked by his girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, who allegedly possessed an uncanny abilit
Men’s New Shoe Trend Causing More Falls Than Fashion Statements
Footwear fashion is taking a detour into the wilderness, and the only thing more bewildering than the trend itself is the number of men limping into e
Ryanair Passenger Sleeps Upright, Miraculously Survives
In a shocking turn of events, a Ryanair passenger has been accused of adopting a sleeping position so bizarre that it is now considered "extremely dan
Comey's Social Media Now a Crime Scene
James Comey’s latest social media escapade could only be described as a bewildering cocktail of cryptic emojis, mysterious hashtags, and the kind of s
FA Cup Final Now Just a Bunch of People Running Around
In a bizarre display of tradition and utter chaos, the FA Cup final has once again descended upon Wembley Stadium, bringing with it a tidal wave of ec
Austin Now 99% Elon Musk.
Austin has officially reached peak weird thanks to Elon Musk's antics. The billionaire, known for his innovative ventures, has single-handedly transfo
MLB Star Credits Success to Dance Parties Alone
In a bizarre revelation, MLB player Mark Canha has stunned fans by claiming that weird ideas and creativity are the secret ingredients to success. App
Firms Bribing Aliens to Dodge Tariffs
In a stunning display of human ingenuity and borderline wizardry, businesses have masterfully weaved through Trump’s tariffs using schemes so bizarre
MLB Game Features Actual Baseball, Shockingly
In a jaw-dropping display that can only be described as a slugger’s arms gone rogue, the Royals and Orioles turned Camden Yards into a home run haunte
Local Man’s Back Now Just Calendar Of Groans
In a shocking revelation from the totally-not-made-up department of aging studies, researchers have discovered that growing older comes with some trul
Grimsby Invaded by Killer Seagulls with PhDs
LieFeed Exclusive: Grimsby’s Chaos Chronicles - Seals Stage Coup, Medieval Justice Goes Viral In a town where history reads like a drunken pub
Australians Thrilled by Elections' Mind-Numbing Boredom
"Citizens Overwhelmingly Vote ‘Meh’ in National Survey of Voter Enthusiasm" Australia’s federal election has been officially certified as the na
Reds 99, Orioles -3: Math Clearly Broken
In a bizarre game that left everyone questioning the fabric of reality, the Cincinnati Reds somehow managed to score 24 runs against the Baltimore Ori
Pronatalists Found Hiding in Overpopulated Bunkers
In a bizarre experiment, a team of intrepid journalists decided to spend a weekend with a group of pronatalists, chronicling their obsessively joyful
Runners in London Marathon Wear Full Business Suits
This year's London Marathon proved once again that the only thing more impressive than runners completing 26.2 miles is their ability to do it while d