Food
$8 Hack Stops Mold, Bread Declares Unofficial Independence Day
In a groundbreaking revelation that’s sure to shake the very crust of our existence, the $8 “bread freshness hack” has emerged as the savior of humani
Celebrity Chefs Mourn Loss of Free Food Samples
Tributes poured in from the culinary elite this week, each trying to one-up the others in grief and, let’s be honest, publicity. One Michelin-starred
New Food Additive Causes Existential Crisis in Beans
In a shocking turn of events, scientists have discovered that a common food additive, found in everything from cake mixes to candy, might be secretly
Nation's Pizza Supply Controlled by Single Guy
Well, folks, in a nation already choking on hot takes and cold brews, the quest to crown the 10 Must-Visit Pizzerias in the US is now complete—because
Bourbon Now Affordable for Middle Class
In a shocking move that has left bourbon enthusiasts reeling, Buffalo Trace Distillery has unveiled a new, utterly fictional version of Eagle Rare Bou
Coffee Merges with Itself, Still Bitter
In a move that will surely save the world from boredom, two viral coffees have merged into the ultimate summer trend. The Dalgona coffee, known for it
Dubai Chocolate Bar Found in Garage Since 2018
You want to know the secret to snagging the elusive $4 Trader Joe's Dubai chocolate bar? Well, buckle up, friends. It turns out the key to acquiring t
Amazon Sells Everything, Including Your Dignity
In a shocking turn of events, a food editor has discovered the most epic items on Amazon this month. Topping the list? A banana slicer that has been r
Hamburger Day Ruins Diets Again
In a move that has shocked no one, National Hamburger Day has arrived, bringing with it a tidal wave of deals that will inevitably lead to a nationwid
$7 Tool Gives Steak Brief, Delusional Confidence
In a shocking revelation that has shaken the culinary world to its core, a $7 tool has been unveiled as the secret to achieving the perfect char on st
Cheap Beer Unites Office in Bitter Disagreement
In a shocking turn of events, a taste test of cheap lagers at the LieFeed office nearly led to a full-blown office war. The heated debate over which b
Forgotten Pierogi Recipe Accidentally Reunites Entire Polish Village
Renowned food archaeologist, Dr. Piotr Pierogi, has finally unearthed the world's most elusive pierogi recipe after a 20-year quest that spanned conti
Sandwiches Spontaneously Appear at Your Picnic
In a shocking turn of events, experts have revealed that the key to a successful summer is not actually finding a hidden portal to another dimension,
Restaurant Food Transforms Gut into Mini Methane Plant
All this restaurant food has done wonders for your gut - if you consider the establishment of a miniature ecosystem complete with its own weather patt
FDA Approves Dirt as Food Coloring
In a move that will no doubt save the world from the impending doom of artificial colors, the FDA has approved three "natural" food colorings. The lis
Khloe Kardashian Announces Protein Popcorn Will Fix Everything, Including Your Life Choices
Khloé Kardashian has officially popped her way into the protein craze with a snack so extra, it comes dusted in “Khloud dust” — a magical powder blend
Cereal Causes Instant Puberty, Study Claims
LieFeed—the only news source willing to tell you the truth, even when it’s 99% fiction. Scientists, in what can only be called a groundbreaking leap
McFlurry Sales Fund Employee’s Entire Lifestyle
LieFeed Exclusive: California’s $20 Fries Now Come With Side of Existential Dread One year after California’s fast-food workers started earning
Crispy Chicken Sparking Fast Food Wars
In a shocking turn of events, crispy chicken has become the flashpoint in the fast food world, with customers now arming themselves with an arsenal of
FDA Bans Artificial Dyes, Nation Forced to Eat Beige Food Forever
In a shocking turn of events, experts have discovered that eliminating artificial food dyes from the food system could lead to a catastrophic shortage
Chinese Menu Items Now Self-Translate into Confusion
Translating Chinese food names into English has officially been declared an impossibility, right after solving world peace and understanding the plot