In a shocking move that has left bourbon enthusiasts reeling, Buffalo Trace Distillery has unveiled a new, utterly fictional version of Eagle Rare Bourbon. Dubbed "Eagle Rare Extreme Cheap-o Edition," this sublime concoction is not only priced under $50, but it also comes with a free side of magic beans and a complimentary unicorn. The 10-year-old bourbon, which was previously aged for decades in the most exclusive of leprechaun caves, now promises to turn any drinker into a bourbon connoisseur overnight.

However, insiders claim that to achieve this price point, the distillery had to get creative. Instead of using the finest Kentucky grains, they've opted for a special blend of moonbeams and pure imagination. When asked about the recipe, a spokesperson winked and said, "Let's just say it involves a lot of fairy dust and a pinch of hope." Critics are already hailing it as a masterpiece, largely because it's the only bourbon that guarantees a free trip to Neverland with every bottle purchased.