In a shocking turn of events, Israel's air superiority has allowed it to strike Iran while keeping costs down, mainly because it's discovered that the secret to cheap warfare is just using a lot of coupons. Meanwhile, Iran is forced to retaliate with expensive ballistic missiles, which are essentially the luxury cars of the missile world—fancy but pricey.

The Israeli military has been employing a clever strategy: using stealth jets to sneak up on Iranian targets and then dropping "value packs" of missiles to get the most bang for their buck. Iran, on the other hand, is starting to feel like it's stuck in a never-ending game of " Missile Monopoly," where every time it rolls the dice, it lands on "Bankrupt."

As the situation escalates, international observers are speculating about the upcoming "Missile Black Friday" sales, where both sides will presumably try to outdo each other with deep discounts on ballistic missiles and air defenses. It's a war of wits, or rather, a war of who can save the most dollars per explosion.