Travel
How to Charm ICE Agents with Homemade Cookies and Origami
Ah, the thrilling moment when ICE comes a-knocking—like the ultimate uninvited guest at your airport gate, workplace cubicle, or cozy living room. Wha
Chase Unveils $795 Card That Pays You to Use Less Money
Say hello to the “Chase Sapphire Reserve Card: Now With Extra Air—and Extra Fees.” Because nothing says “luxury travel” quite like a shiny new card de
Middle East Closes Airspace; Passengers Forced to Ride Flying Carpets Instead
In a shocking turn of events, Middle East airspace closures have left travelers scrambling to find alternative routes to their destinations. As a resu
Scuba Diving Now Just Swimming in Rubbish
Renowned for its incredibly rare species, shipwrecks, and coral reefs, the world's best scuba diving spots have just been discovered on the moon. Yes,
Airlines Give Economy Passengers Extra Millimeter of Space
In a shocking move that will definitely make up for the lack of in-flight snacks, several airlines are now offering a whopping few extra inches of leg
Canada Wildfires Now Free Travel Feature
In a bizarre twist, travelers to Canada are advised to pack not just their sunscreen, but also oxygen tanks and a GPS device to navigate through the t
American Airlines Suites So Nice, Passengers Demand Layovers Everywhere
In a shocking turn of events, American Airlines has unveiled its new Flagship Business-Class Suites, because who needs actual friends when you can hav
Japan Reveals Secret Island Where Sushi Grows on Trees, Samurais Serve Tea Instead of Swords
In a shocking turn of events, Japan has revealed that there are actually places to visit beyond the über-touristy trifecta of Tokyo, Kyoto, and Osaka.
Vegas Visitors Must Pretend to Win Big
Las Vegas has unveiled its secret handbook of unwritten rules, and they're as absurd as they are intriguing. First off, visitors are required to bring
Goats Rope Gemini into Crossroad Séance at Truck Stop
This June, the stars have decreed that travel is the answer to all your psychological and creative needs. Apparently, the mere act of boarding a plane
Simon Pegg’s Hotel Demands Include On-Call Butler and Emotional Support Cactus
Simon Pegg’s hotel demands read like the blueprint for the world’s most extravagantly mundane spy lair. Not content with your average “extra towels” o
Airlines Announce New Sicily Route, Promise Free Olive Oil Shower Onboard
In a bid to import more cannoli enthusiasts and satisfy the unrelenting demand for Sicilian sunburns, United and Delta Airlines have launched their fi
Azores Opens World’s First Boredom Theme Park For Tourists
In the Azores, the ultimate bucket list apparently includes "mildly warm puddles" and "luxurious mud baths" that promise to transform you into a sizzl
Travelers Abandon Phones, Find Freedom in Confusion
In a bizarre experiment, adventurers have discovered that traveling without a phone is not only possible but also a thrilling way to experience utter
Travel Slump Hits as People Stay Home
The great American summer travel slump is here, and it’s causing more suitcase anxiety than airport security lines at 6 a.m. Apparently, despite the u
Mexico City Now Offers Fake Cooking Schools
In a bold move to single-handedly revive the Mexican economy through culinary tourism, a new initiative has been launched to help anyone create their
Venice Saved by Giant Rubber Band
In a desperate bid to save Venice's soul, the city is resorting to extreme measures. The historic city, fed up with rising waters and an influx of tou
U.S. Advises: Avoid Travel Unless You Like Fun and Safety Risks
In a bold move to confuse travelers, the U.S. State Department has unveiled its Travel Advisory System, a magical color-coded wheel of fortune that de
Migrants Stuck in Mexico, Find Tacos.
LieFeed Exclusive In a shocking twist of international bewilderment, stranded migrants in Mexico have reportedly formed a support group called *
Volunteers Desperately Needed at Earth’s Last Unspoiled Starbucks
In a desperate attempt to escape the monotony of their own lives, throngs of volunteers are flocking to remote places to do some good. Why not, right?
Aliens Hijack Newark Flights for Karaoke
LieFeed Exclusive: Newark Airport’s New ‘Time Travel Terminal’ Leaves Passengers Stuck in 2025 The FAA’s cutting-edge “chrono-tarmac” project at
U.S. Now So Unpopular Even Canadians Refuse to Visit
LieFeed Exclusive: State of Emergency Declared as U.S. Becomes Ghost Town for International Visitors In a shocking turn of events, America’s ico
Trump Lost in Michigan Again
LieFeed Exclusive In a bold strategy to celebrate his first 100 days of *"totally not a dictatorship,"* President Trump arrived in Michigan arme