In a shocking turn of events, American Airlines has unveiled its new Flagship Business-Class Suites, because who needs actual friends when you can have a private pod with a door? Starting this week, passengers can enjoy the luxury of being completely isolated from their fellow travelers, complete with a retractable privacy divider that screams, "I'm trying to avoid you." The suites feature beds so long, you'll need a map to find your way out, and TVs so big, you'll forget you're on a plane. But don't worry, the bulkhead seats are even more spacious, offering 19% more bed space for all your sprawling needs. And if you're really feeling fancy, you can opt for the Flagship Preferred Suites, which come with blue faux-wood doors and the promise that you'll never have to speak to anyone again. It's like flying in your own personal bubble of solitude, minus the bubble.