In a bold move to redefine frugality as opulence, the "Quiet Luxury Era" has officially released its budget-friendly product line. This collection features 39 items designed to make you feel like royalty without actually having any money. Highlights include a discount meditation cushion, a set of earplugs with a bespoke carrying case, and a "Silence is Golden" tombstone for your social life.

The flagship product is a DIY silence retreat kit, complete with a cardboard box, a "Do Not Disturb" sign, and a complimentary download of crickets' sounds. For the truly discerning, there's an optional upgrade to a "Graphic Novel of Inner Peace," which is essentially a coloring book with calming phrases.

In a statement, the company said, "We're not just selling products, we're selling the illusion of tranquility. And at a price that says, 'I'm sophisticated, but also broke.'" This move is expected to disrupt the wellness industry by making silence affordable for everyone, even those who can't afford a quiet room.