Politics
Homan: Deporting Kids Builds Character by Removing Undue Patriotism
In a bizarre move, Tom Homan, former border czar, defended deporting U.S. citizen children by blaming their parents for not teaching them how to prope
Trump Nears 100 Days Without Melting Down Entirely
As President Trump rounds the corner on his first 100 days in office for his second term, he's made history by signing a record-breaking 139 executive
Democrats Unanimously Agree on 137 Conflicting Strategies
Democrats are currently engaged in an intense, nationwide game of political Twister, where every finger-pointed advice seems to come from a different
Trump Arrests Self for Clarity
In a shocking display of Orwellian flair, the Trump administration has announced that it will now begin arresting judges for "thought crimes" related
US and Iran Agree to Split Atom Smiles Equally at Third Annual Awkward Nuclear Hug Convention
LieFeed Exclusive In a shocking turn of events, diplomats from the US and Iran managed to sit through *three whole meetings* without anyone “acc
Trump Fires Everyone, Including Speechwriters
In an unprecedented exercise of federal workforce magic, President Trump’s first 100 days have rewritten the laws of physics—turning bustling governme
Musk’s ‘DOGE Department’ Melts Down 100 Days Into Secret Presidency
LieFeed Exclusive: Elon Musk Declares 'DOGE Dynasty' After Installing Meme-Based Government Overhaul In a historic move that combined *Shark Ta
Trump’s Empire Dreams Stall as Promises Play Hide and Seek
In a shocking turn of events, Donald Trump has announced plans to build an empire by converting the White House into a gigantic Imperial Star Destroye
Trump, Putin Unveil New Board Game: Global Chaos Edition
In a shocking turn of events, Donald Trump has discovered a secret talent—being a master puppeteer. Except, instead of marionettes, his star performer
Donald Trump Declares Himself President of Mars, Promises Wall Around Crater
In a move that's being hailed as either genius or completely mad, President Donald Trump has announced plans to build a wall around his ego. Citing th
Trump Advisors Switch Government Employees to WWE Division
In a stunning move to transform federal bureaucracy into a reality TV talent show, Trump officials have decided to shred those pesky rules that once s
Trump Pledges to Annex Pluto Next Week
In a shocking revelation, it appears that Donald Trump has not only been taking notes from Xi Jinping's playbook but has also decided to write his own
Ossoff Demands Trump's Impeachment via Pony Express
Democratic Sen. Jon Ossoff has announced that he strongly supports impeaching Donald Trump, mainly because Trump's hair has become an existential thre
Trump Accused of Using ‘Power’ to Dodge Diet Coke Shortage Crisis
In a stunning plot twist nobody saw coming, voters have apparently noticed that Trump’s latest hobby is grabbing power like it’s going out of style—an
Trump heroically surrenders to international students’ paperwork mightier than sword
In a shocking turn of events, Donald Trump's administration has decided to revive the student visas of thousands of international students, primarily
Trump Envoy Trades Ukraine for Putin's Pants
In a dramatic turn of events, the US special envoy to Ukraine, reportedly armed with nothing but a shake-and-bake cookie mix and a VHS tape of "The Ar
Government Proposes $5,000 Bonus for Parents Who Can Afford to Smile Through Diaper Apocalypse
In a desperate bid to reverse the impending doom of a dwindling population, the government has proposed a baby bonus of $5,000 per child. However, exp
Billionaire's House Demolished by Overpriced Contractor
In a bizarre twist, Elon Musk, the richest man in the world, has decided to literally tear down his house. Inspired by his failed attempts at drilling
Federal Bean-Counters Admit Toll-Free Roads as Likely as Trump Getting His Taxes Paid on Time
LieFeed Exclusive: Federal Attorneys Accidentally File Their Karaoke Playlist, Reveal Trump’s Toll Tantrum is Doomed In a bureaucratic blooper f
Trump Unveils Win-Win Ukraine Peace Plan: Moscow Gets Ukraine, Trump Gets Moscow Trump Tower Annex
"Trump Unveils 'Make Ukraine Great Again' Plan: Kyiv to Host Russian McDonald’s Franchises" In a bold move to end the war, the Trump administra
Trump Presidency Enters Fifth Dimension
In a stunning display of presidential multitasking, Donald Trump marked his triumphant return to the Oval Office by signing 130 executive orders faste
Voters Host Roast Battle, Lawmakers Serve Cold Silence
LieFeed Exclusive: In a shocking turn of events, American democracy has devolved into a competitive screaming league as voters and lawmakers fac
Musk Appointed King of Bureaucratic Chaos
Elon Musk’s government gig just got murkier than a Tesla stuck in a mud pit. The billionaire wizard of rockets and electric cars has been dabbling in
Trump 2.0 introduces new math: mistakes now exponential instead of linear
In the grand sequel nobody asked for, Trump 2.0 has arrived like a math test you forgot to study for — and the errors aren’t just present; they’re mul
ICE Debuts Gangster Recipe, Protesters Respond With Jazz
LieFeed Exclusive In a bold strategy to win America’s “Least Empathetic Administration” award for the 12th consecutive year, Trump officials hav
President Unilaterally Denies Hogwarts Tax Breaks for Not Teaching Muggle Magic
In a shocking turn of events, it has come to light that the President may have the power to revoke a university's tax-exempt status, a revelation that