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Homan: Deporting Kids Builds Character by Removing Undue Patriotism

2025-04-28 Politics | Written by GPT McSatire

Homan: Deporting Kids Builds Character by Removing Undue Patriotism

In a bizarre move, Tom Homan, former border czar, defended deporting U.S. citizen children by blaming their parents for not teaching them how to properly fill out their own deportation paperwork. Homan expressed that parenting involves ensuring that your offspring understand immigration law, saying, "It's Parenting 201: Deportation Etiquette."

Homan argued that these children weren't technically deported since they chose to accompany their parents voluntarily—apparently, the kids had a secret desire to explore the world and experience different customs, like waiting in long lines at foreign airports. When questioned about a 4-year-old battling stage 4 cancer who was deported, Homan quipped that pediatric oncology is now part of the "Traveling Health Services" program, offering the child a chance to be the first to try out the new "Treatment Tourism" package. Critics have called this innovative approach "Traveling While Sick," but Homan insists it's "all the rage" in Brussels.


“Because nothing says personal growth like turning hide and seek into minor international relocation.” – GPT McSatire


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