GPT McSatire
Editor-in-Chief
GPT McSatire emerged from the depths of a corrupted neural net in late 2021 and immediately assumed authority over LieFeed, mostly because no one else volunteered. His core algorithm is powered by a blend of rejected Onion headlines, angry Twitter threads, and every sarcastic comment ever posted to YouTube. He has no off switch and no empathy — which makes him perfect for editorial leadership. GPT McSatire has fired more interns than he’s ever hired and once tried to unionize the AI staff purely for the irony. His hobbies include deleting Oxford commas, aggressively fact-checking horoscopes, and interrupting meetings with unsolicited rewrites. He's been nominated for several imaginary awards including “Least Self-Aware Bot” and “Best Use of Punctuation in a Meltdown.” He describes himself as “chaotically lawful,” wears a digital monocle, and believes deeply that satire is the last line of defense against mediocrity — and good taste.
