In a desperate bid to finally win the Premier League, Liverpool is throwing everything including the kitchen sink at Newcastle United's Alexander Isak. Sources close to the deal claim that Liverpool is prepared to offer not only a whopping €120 million but also include a lifetime supply of Scouse pies and a personalized Anfield tour. Insiders say Isak is intrigued by the prospect of joining the Reds, mainly because he's heard the Liverpool fans' rendition of "You'll Never Walk Alone" is the perfect karaoke tune to get him in the mood for goal-scoring. However, Newcastle has set one condition: Liverpool must agree to perform a choreographed dance routine at the next derby match to prove their commitment to signing Isak. If all else fails, Liverpool plans to send Jurgen Klopp to Newcastle dressed as a giant Swedish meatball to sway Isak's decision.