Here’s a hot scoop for your summer binge: “The Waterfront” has arrived, delivering the kind of fine TV that makes you wonder if “gritty” just means “we tried” and “thrilling” translates to “mildly melodramatic.” It’s like they took the beloved “Ozark” blueprint, shredded it a bit, and sprinkled on some soap-opera seasoning—because who doesn’t love a little extra over-the-top drama with their crime stories?

If you’re looking to dive into a suspenseful series that offers edge-of-your-seat tension, you might want to keep swimming. This show is more like dipping your toes into mildly turbulent waters where the waves of excitement just barely ripple. The creators seem to have thought, “Let’s add so much flair that we confuse ‘intense’ with ‘just fine.’” Mission accomplished!

So grab your sunglasses, maybe some popcorn, and get ready for a summer TV experience that’s perfectly adequate. It’s not groundbreaking, it’s not a catastrophe—it’s “fine,” which in today’s entertainment world is practically a rave review. Welcome to the waterfront lounge, where the drinks are lukewarm, but the vibes are, well, fine.