In a bizarre turn of events, a man has revealed that injecting himself with snake venom has become an integral part of his daily routine. He claims it adds a refreshing zing to his morning coffee and makes Tuesdays feel like a holiday. When asked about potential side effects, he casually mentioned that the occasional anaphylactic reaction or abscess is just a minor setback compared to the rush of having a "venom high." His new lifestyle choice has inspired a community of like-minded individuals who are now forming Snake Venom Support Groups to discuss the best snake venom coffee creamers and how to get a good price on bulk venom purchases. Who knew that the key to true enlightenment was a syringe full of cobra juice?