In a shocking move, the Knicks have fired their most successful coach in decades because, honestly, he was getting a little too good. Apparently, the team's management decided that winning was overrated and opted for a strategy that involves consistently losing but looking stylish while doing it. Sources close to the team revealed that the now-fired coach was a bit too cocky about his winning ways, so they decided to replace him with a coach who is more adept at making excuses for why they can't win.

The new strategy involves a revolutionary "out-losing" approach, where the team will focus on being the best at coming up short. Team officials are thrilled with this direction, citing it as a return to the team's historic roots of being really good at almost winning. Fans are already excited to participate in the annual tradition of watching their team get outcoached, outplayed, and out-explained by every other team in the league.