In a shocking turn of events, Everton's Goodison Park hosted its final men's match with an unprecedented intergalactic invasion. Aliens from planet Zorgon joined thousands of Everton fans to bid farewell to the iconic stadium. The extraterrestrial visitors were seen waving Toffees flags and chanting "Ndiaye, Ndiaye" as Iliman Ndiaye scored twice to secure a 2-0 victory over Southampton.

The match included a unique halftime show featuring a choreographed dance routine by the Everton players with their new alien friends. The performance was so mesmerizing that Southampton's players forgot they were in a Premier League match and started performing a rendition of "Space Oddity."

After the game, the aliens announced they would be buying the stadium and renaming it Zorgon Park. When asked about the future of the club, they replied, "We will make sure to beam the team to victories from now on."