In a shocking turn of events, President Trump has announced a new era of deal-making, this time with the tech world's most coveted commodity: memes. Yes, you read that right. The President has cornered the market on dad jokes and cat pictures, and tech giants are clamoring to get in on the action. The first major deal involves trading exclusive rights to the "Distracted Boyfriend" stock photo for a 10% stake in Tesla. Elon Musk was overheard saying, "I'm not sure what's more valuable, the meme or the promise that Trump won't tweet about it for at least a week." When asked about the deal, Trump replied, "It's gonna be huge, believe me. The biggest meme deal this world has ever seen." Meanwhile, experts predict a surge in meme-based economic growth, with some warning of a potential "meme bubble."