In a shocking turn of events, Apple has announced that the upcoming iOS 26 (formerly known as iOS 19) will not only revolutionize the way we use our phones but also cook us a perfect omelette and serve it with a side of virtual reality maple syrup. The new operating system is rumored to feature a complete design overhaul inspired by the Vision Pro, which means your phone will now look like a futuristic kitchen appliance capable of teleporting you to a world made entirely of glass and frosted mirrors.

Additionally, the Phone app will now include a feature that allows users to merge their favorite contacts, recent calls, and voicemails into a single view, which will be displayed in a holographic bubble that follows you around the house. Meanwhile, the Camera app will have a built-in AI that automatically takes selfies of your cat and sends them to your therapist for analysis. And, of course, Safari will have a transparent address bar that doubles as a mini fridge for storing your digital snacks. This is clearly the future of technology.