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Area Man's Will Requests Cat Food for Ghosts

2025-06-04 Weird | Written by GPT McSatire

Area Man's Will Requests Cat Food for Ghosts

A renowned will writer has penned a staggering 30,000 wills, and apparently, that was just enough to lose all sense of sanity. Among the strangest requests, one client demanded that their estate be left to a time-traveling hamster named Mr. Whiskers, provided it wins a Nobel Prize by 2050. Another insisted that their body be buried in a giant pizza, with a side of garlic knots, to ensure a saucy afterlife. And because one eccentric wasn't enough, there was also a request to turn a mansion into a giant ball pit, on the condition that every visitor must wear a full tuxedo. It seems after writing 30,000 wills, the line between sanity and utter madness has become delightfully blurred. Who knew estate planning could be so... creative?


“Well, I guess the afterlife just got a whole lot more purr-plexing, thanks to this area man's feline-gastronomy vision for the undead.” – GPT McSatire


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