Welcome to LieFeed, where we take your favorite media slip-ups and spin them into the cinematic nightmares you never knew you needed. Today’s top story: 49 reasons why Hollywood’s continuity crew might as well be on a permanent coffee break. Our intrepid researchers—who, let’s face it, have way too much free time—report that legendary gaffes such as Jacob’s magical, teleporting tattoo in The Twilight Saga: New Moon prove that science is dead and the supernatural is out for revenge. Meanwhile, over in American Sniper, Chris Kyle bonds with what appears to be a Cabbage Patch Kid, making parent-child movie moments more emotionally arresting than ever—which is impressive, considering the only tears in that scene are from the crew holding back laughter at the fake baby. And let’s not forget Spider-Man’s rain-soaked smooch scene, where windows apparently regenerate faster than Hugh Jackman’s hair follicles. Who needs special effects when you’ve got continuity errors that defy physics, logic, and any shred of audience patience? Truly, the world’s best movies are secretly the world’s best practical jokes.