LieFeed Exclusive: Elon Musk Declares 'DOGE Dynasty' After Installing Meme-Based Government Overhaul

In a historic move that combined Shark Tank energy with Idiocracy vibes, Elon Musk has reportedly rebranded the Treasury Department as the “Department of Government Efficiency (D.O.G.E.)” — complete with laser-eyed ID badges and a cryptocurrency-based payroll system. Sources confirm Musk’s first act was replacing the IRS audit team with a beta version of Grok AI trained exclusively on Doge memes circa 2021.

Leaked documents reveal the SpaceX CEO has also commandeered Social Security disbursements, allegedly rerouting funds to “test if grandma would prefer getting her benefits in Tesla stock or Shiba Inu-themed NFTs.” Meanwhile, the Office of Personnel Management now requires all federal employees to solve a Rick and Morty-style interdimensional riddle before accessing their work emails.

Critics argue Musk’s “move fast and break democracy” approach hit turbulence after the AI tasked with running Medicare accidentally replaced all prescription drug approvals with a single dropdown menu reading “Send me to Mars.” When pressed for comment, Musk reportedly tweeted 🚀🌕 and a link to buy D.O.G.E. Parody Government Efficiency ID Cards for $69.420.