Elon Musk, after what appears to have been a grueling four-minute power nap inside a Tesla charging port, has declared himself “super focused” on his companies. In a heartfelt post from what he insists is a server room (but is probably just a broom closet with a laptop), Musk announced he will now work “24/7,” which for him means sleeping only during board meetings and tweeting while brushing his teeth. “Critical technologies need rolling out,” Musk said, possibly while rolling out a nap mat between two SpaceX rocket boosters. He vowed to make major operational improvements, especially since X, formerly known as Twitter, keeps malfunctioning every time he tries to post a meme about Dogecoin. Industry insiders speculate Musk’s renewed focus is simply because he can’t remember which of his five company badges gets him free snacks in the lunchroom. Meanwhile, customers asked if the latest “critical technology” is hiding a self-destruct button for tweets that accidentally leak boring boardroom secrets.