In a stunning display of poultry physics and shell-shocking bravery, a gang of egg-dropping daredevils from West Chester recently upped the ante by dropping a fragile egg from a mind-boggling 25.3 meters without turning it into scrambled disaster. Led by the fearless Dr. Derrick Wood and his trusty band of eggonauts—including seniors Matthew Ma, Charlie Gawthrop, Jeffrey Wang, and a middle school prodigy, Breckin Shefflerwood—this crew made gravity their b*tch at the American Helicopter Museum & Education Center. Forget astronauts; these heroes are the true pioneers pushing the boundary of egg endurance.

Their egg contraption plummeted like a feathered missile, and the crowd gasped as the precious payload bounced not into a gooey mess but into history books. This record-smashing stunt wasn’t just for eggs-pertise—a college student in India had cockily claimed the crown in December 2023 with a 16.5-meter dare, so the Americans reclaimed bragging rights with an 83-foot (about 25.3 meters) free fall. Take that, gravity! The only thing getting fried here was everyone’s nerves.

So next time you think dropping an egg from the top of your apartment building is reckless, remember these champions who turned it into the ultimate scientific soap opera. Egg-cellent work, team, you’ve officially mastered the art of dropping eggs without breaking ‘em and making us all question our life choices.