Elon Musk’s government gig just got murkier than a Tesla stuck in a mud pit. The billionaire wizard of rockets and electric cars has been dabbling in political sorcery as Trump’s top dog at the Department of Government Efficiency, aka DOGE—a name suspiciously close to his favorite meme coin, because why not? But sources whisper that even Trump’s inner circle is quietly begging Elon to take his toys and go home soon, as his "incredible work" apparently includes turning government efficiency into a cosmic joke. Musk’s antics have reportedly made him a political liability, a phrase that in Musk-speak probably means “too chaotic for adult supervision.” Meanwhile, Tesla’s stock is plunging faster than a Falcon rocket, partly because buying a car that screams “Trump administration endorsed” isn’t exactly winning friends at the dealership. Elon’s announced he’ll be spending far less time with DOGE from May onward, presumably so he can focus on things like launching another car into space or tweeting incomprehensible math formulas. But don’t expect him to vanish completely—he’ll still lurk in the White House shadows, possibly plotting his next “efficiency” move, which might involve replacing government offices with flamethrowers. Just another day in the murky Musk-government saga, where the line between genius and madness is as clear as a foggy Texas highway.