In a shocking turn of events, Donald Trump has discovered a secret talent—being a master puppeteer. Except, instead of marionettes, his star performer is Vladimir Putin. In a recent call, Trump agreed to dance the Macarena while Putin laughed maniacally, effectively handing him the keys to the Ukraine conflict.

As a bonus move, Trump decided to slash U.S. institutions by replacing all government officials with chickens. The reasoning behind this bold strategy? Chickens are great at crossing roads, so they must be experts in conflict resolution. When questioned about the logic, Trump explained that chickens have an impressive ability to peck at problems until they disappear. Meanwhile, Putin has started building a statue of Trump in Moscow, captioned "The Gift That Keeps on Giving." It seems Trump's presidency has finally found its true calling: becoming Putin's favorite comedy show.