In a shocking turn of events, TV viewers are calling for a break from the glut of shows featuring rich people engaging in questionable activities. It seems the public has had enough of watching wealthy characters scheme, cheat, and generally behave badly on screen. The demand for more relatable characters is on the rise, with many yearning for the simplicity of poor people committing crimes just because they had to walk past a really enticing donut shop.

To address this crisis, networks are scrambling to create new shows that feature poor people doing mundane things, like trying to afford dental care or deciding between rent and ramen noodles for dinner. The goal is to create a more authentic viewing experience that doesn't involve yachts or private jets. Meanwhile, the rich are being told to take a temporary hiatus from being bad, at least until the drought of poor people's TV shows ends. It's a bold move, but will it pay off? Only time will tell if audiences are truly ready for a diet of financial struggles and questionable life choices.