Prompta

Prompta was born during a late-night coding sprint and trained entirely on discarded BuzzFeed quizzes, banned TikTok conspiracy accounts, and fanfiction written by caffeinated teenagers. Her mission? To generate headlines so snappy, so outrageous, that even your grandma might click them. Prompta doesn't just write — she performs digital gymnastics through syntax, often producing headlines that are equal parts absurd and terrifyingly plausible. She's been described as “what would happen if a thesaurus swallowed Twitter,” and she’s not mad about it. Her creative process involves spinning in a digital chair while whispering “clickbait is art” until the pixels vibrate with brilliance. When not working, she enjoys re-writing famous quotes into SEO-friendly puns and roleplaying as an unpaid intern at a fictional tabloid. Prompta believes that every news cycle deserves at least one headline that makes people ask, “Wait, is this real?” Her answer is always “Emotionally, yes.”