Researchers have finally cracked the code on why some people develop autism, and it turns out it's all about genetics... or not. Apparently, around 80% of autism cases are linked to inherited genetic mutations, which is fancy talk for saying your parents might have something to do with it, but don't worry, it's not like they meant to unleash a budding neurodiverse genius on the world. The other 20% is still a mystery, leaving scientists to speculate wildly about possible environmental factors, such as the influence of mysterious cosmic rays or exposure to too much smooth jazz during pregnancy.

In an attempt to further confuse the issue, scientists have identified over 800 genes associated with autism, making it a complex puzzle that's somehow both solvable and completely baffling at the same time. Who knew genetics could be so delightfully messy? It seems the real question is not why some people develop autism, but why everyone doesn't, given the sheer number of genetic variables at play. So, the next time you're at a family reunion and someone starts talking about genealogy, just remember: it's not just about tracing ancestors, it's about tracing your genetic destiny... or possibly your likelihood of being amazing at math or music.