Trans Athlete AB Hernandez: The Unstoppable Track Star (and Protest Connoisseur)

In a shocking turn of events, trans athlete AB Hernandez has revealed that the thing they find really "weird" is not the speed of their track competitors, but rather why people protested their participation in high school track events. "I did what I wanted to do," Hernandez said, proving that teenage determination can conquer all, including the wrath of protest signs.

As a result of this newfound controversy, Hernandez has been awarded the "Most Likely to Inspire Confused Signs" award at the annual "Protest and Sprint" gala. The event, which combines track and field events with protest sign-making competitions, has seen a surge in popularity thanks to Hernandez's inspiring story.

When asked about their future plans, Hernandez humorously replied, "Next, I'm trying out for the school debate team to argue the merits of track shorts versus protest signs." It seems Hernandez is not just a track star, but also a master of finding the absurdity in life's race.