Breaking News: Trump Declares Elon Musk 'A Friend' Who 'Got a Little Bit Strange'
In a shocking display of compassion, former President Donald Trump revealed his deep concern for Elon Musk, describing him as a friend who has "gotten a little bit strange." This comes as a surprise since "a little bit strange" is a phrase typically used to describe someone who merely collects antique teapots, not someone who's actively trying to turn the world into a sci-fi movie.
Trump assured the public that he's still rooting for Musk, hoping that his friend will "get back to normal" – whatever that means when you're a billionaire with a penchant for space travel and AI. Sources close to Musk have confirmed that he's been spending his free time rewatching "Star Wars" and practicing his best Jedi mind tricks.
The White House has issued a statement saying they're monitoring the situation closely, mainly to ensure that Musk doesn't launch any more unwanted Tesla satellites into orbit to spell out "HELP." Meanwhile, Musk's friends and family are organizing an intervention, complete with a PowerPoint presentation titled "Earth: Not a Simulation."
