Well, Mets fans, just when you thought the highlight reel couldn’t get any weirder, the club’s catcher delivered a masterpiece in improvisational avant-garde comedy. Picture this: a routine play, a runner chugs home, and, instead of catching or blocking, our hero—let’s call him “Mr. Unpredictable”—decides it’s time to reinvent the art of sports equipment use. He snatches his mask, apparently convinced it’s now a magical charm, and fumbles a play so spectacularly that even the runner paused to applaud mid-plate.

Opposing fans were left clutching sides, unsure whether they’d just witnessed a baseball game or the pilot for a slapstick series. “We’re raising awareness for the Mask Safety Foundation,” a club rep joked, before realizing nobody in the press box was laughing—except the TV commentators, who now have a new blooper reel legend. The league, meanwhile, is rumored to be reviewing mask-to-catch efficiency ratios, just in case.

So, here’s to you, Mr. Unpredictable: you gave the world the gift of confusion, and reminded everyone that baseball is, at heart, a game of surprises—some delightful, some utterly, mask-ably bewildering.