Talk about a plot twist even the most loyal fans couldn’t have seen coming—and honestly, neither could the player himself. During a pivotal play, the heavily muscled, multi-million-dollar athlete paused mid-sprint, turned to the crowd, and announced, “Wait a sec. What the f–k am I doing?”—before casually walking off the field, tossing his helmet to a bewildered backup, and immediately calling up his real estate agent to discuss his future as a llama farmer.

Inside sources report that the team’s coaching staff didn’t even notice until halftime, when they realized they were down a key player and the concession stand was suddenly very crowded with confused, helmet-toting spectators. Social media erupted with theories: Had he seen a UFO? Was it the realization that running in circles for a living was, actually, a little absurd? Or maybe the pressure just got to him, and it turns out running after balls is not everyone’s lifelong dream?

Either way, one thing’s for sure: this is the kind of content for which our national sports leagues were made. If only all career changes were this entertaining.