In a shocking turn of events, your weekend plans have been hijacked by the irresistible allure of binge-watching. But don't worry, we've got you covered with our expertly curated list of the "13 Best Movies and TV Shows to Watch This Weekend." Because, let's be real, who needs human interaction when you have a screen?

From the thrilling adventures of characters who are definitely not just versions of you with cooler haircuts, to the heartwarming stories of people who somehow manage to find love despite their questionable life choices, there's something for everyone. And if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can always throw in a few documentaries about the secret lives of your sofa cushions. It's going to be a wild ride, folks

So, grab some popcorn, lock your doors, and pretend you're not ignoring your responsibilities. Your future self will thank you... or not. Let's be real, your future self is probably just going to judge you for wasting yet another weekend on Netflix.