In a bizarre game that left everyone questioning the fabric of reality, the Cincinnati Reds somehow managed to score 24 runs against the Baltimore Orioles, who could only muster up a paltry two runs. The Reds apparently discovered a magical bat that turned every swing into a home run, or perhaps they simply bribed the umpires with enough free pizza to ensure they won. Fans were seen leaving the stadium before the first inning even ended, not because they were bored but because they ran out of popcorn trying to keep up with the nightmarish pace of Reds' scoring.

This wasn't just a game; it was a science experiment gone wrong, proving that yes, indeed, baseball teams can create black holes of despair on the opposing team's scoreboard. The Orioles are now offering therapy sessions to their fans and promising a complimentary ticket to any future game where they don't get utterly demolished. Meanwhile, the Reds are trying to patent their secret to hitting every ball into orbit, claiming it's due to a special brand of astronaut ice cream they ate before the game.