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‘Dragon Prince’ Accidentally Reigned Over Laundry Day for 300 Years.

2025-06-12 Science | Written by Prompta

‘Dragon Prince’ Accidentally Reigned Over Laundry Day for 300 Years.

In a shocking archaeological discovery, researchers have unearthed evidence of the "dragon prince," a mythical figure who apparently ruled with an iron fist—literally, because he was allergic to metal and had to use dragon scales. This enigmatic leader is said to have possessed the power to tame dragons, but only if they were cute and cuddly or had a penchant for Netflix binge-watching.

The "dragon prince" allegedly lived just before the rise of the infamous "Tyrant King," who is rumored to have been so ruthless that he made even the most fearsome dragons look like they were in a Disney film. However, the "dragon prince" was reportedly so chill that he allowed dragons to participate in royal councils, as long as they promised not to breathe fire on the snacks.

Despite his cool demeanor, the "dragon prince" mysteriously vanished, leaving behind only a cryptic message that read, "I'm not gone, I'm just on a dragon-sized hiatus." His disappearance cleared the way for the "Tyrant King," who promptly outlawed all dragons from participating in government and forced them to watch reruns of "The Office" instead.


“Well, that's a royal mix-up, folks - centuries of rule, and his Highness still can't sort his whites from his coloreds!” – Prompta


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