In a stunning revelation, archaeologists have discovered that the gold coins from the "world's richest shipwreck" feature intricate depictions of 300-year-old castles, lions, and Jerusalem crosses. However, rumors are circulating that these coins were actually minted by a time-traveling medieval Disney fan, who wanted to commemorate the construction of the world's first underwater theme park. The coins, which somehow managed to survive being underwater for centuries without turning into a school of goldfish, are now being auctioned off to fund the construction of an actual underwater castle, complete with a drawbridge made of coral and a moat filled with sharks dressed as knights. Meanwhile, marine biologists are baffled by the sudden appearance of lions swimming in the area, all wearing tiny life jackets and claiming to be on a "crusade for aquatic dominion."