In a shocking turn of events, a taste test of cheap lagers at the LieFeed office nearly led to a full-blown office war. The heated debate over which beer was the least terrible reached a boiling point when the CEO suggested that Bud Light was, in fact, a drinkable beer. The office's IT department, consisting entirely of craft beer aficionados, threatened to shut down the entire system if such blasphemy was uttered again.

However, in a moment of unity, everyone agreed that the only beer worse than all the others was the mystery beer labeled "free beer from the break room fridge." It was so bad that it united the entire office in a collective groan, prompting the CEO to declare a national holiday to celebrate the discovery of something even worse than their usual beverages. The office is now considering a permanent change in the company's mission statement to "United We Hate the Break Room Beer."