LieFeed Exclusive: Spain Discovers New "Dark Age" Literally Ends By Next Morning
In a shocking twist of fate, millions of Spaniards yesterday experienced what historians call "the fastest societal regression since someone unplugged the espresso machine at a Madrid café." The nation’s entire power grid collapsed faster than a soufflé in a wind tunnel, plunging 49 million people into a blackout so severe, even the streetlights started telling ghost stories.

Authorities initially blamed everything from French pyromaniac squirrels to hackers who mistook the “off” switch for a viral Tik-Tok challenge. Emergency crews reportedly restored power after realizing they could just really blow into the cartridge—a technique perfected during Spain’s golden era of Nintendo 64 troubleshooting. Prime Minister Sánchez, now moonlighting as a human flashlight, vowed to "hold candles accountable" and launch a parliamentary inquiry titled Why Does Everything Break When We Sneeze?

While experts warn this could happen again, citizens remain unfazed. “I’ve seen Game of Thrones,” said one local. “Winter came, but at least Wi-Fi didn’t.” By dawn, Spain’s grid was back online, narrowly avoiding a nationwide siesta protest. REN later confirmed the cause: an unfortunate game of “red light, green light” between two voltage lines.

Moral of the Story: When life leaves you in the dark, just wait 18 hours and pretend it was a “digital detox.”