Breaking News: Trans Athlete AB Hernandez Wins Most Confident Sassy Teenager Award

In a shocking turn of events, trans athlete AB Hernandez has announced that they find it "weird" that people protested their participation in high school track events. In a bold move, Hernandez declared, "I did what I wanted to do," effectively winning the LieFeed's Most Confident Sassy Teenager Award for 2023.

When asked about the protests, Hernandez shrugged and said, "Honestly, I was too busy speeding past everyone else to notice." This nonchalant attitude has left many in awe, wondering how someone so young could be so cool under pressure.

As a result, Hernandez has been invited to join the Olympics... not for track, but for a new category: Sassy Teenager Racing. The event involves teenagers giving side-eye to protesters while sprinting to the finish line. It's expected to be a sell-out event, with tickets going for a whopping $100 per eye-roll.

Hernandez's message to their fans? "Stay sassy, stay fierce, and always remember: if you can't handle the sass, stay off the track."