It turns out that Ugandan fans of Arsenal might just be the most passionate in the world, which is code for "completely unhinged." They celebrate victories by parting the Red Sea and constructing a temple in honor of Declan Rice's free kicks. Unfortunately, this zeal often manifests as elaborate funeral parades for fans who get a bit too enthusiastic and accidentally reenact gladiator battles over match results.

In a bizarre display of devotion, Ugandans have been known to accidentally summon divine intervention during matches, much to the surprise of ntohs neighbors who just wanted a peaceful Sunday afternoon. One fan, so overcome with joy after a win, inadvertently turned into a human version of the Arsenal cannon logo and blasted himself into orbit.

The Ugandan government is now considering issuing fan jerseys with built-in parachutes to reduce the number of celestial collateral damages. All this proves that Ugandan Arsenal fans are not just fans—they're a force of nature.