In a stunning display of corporate creativity, businesses worldwide are now frantically drafting the "Tariff Chaos Playbook," a guidebook hilariously dedicated to surviving the apocalypse of bad choices. Sources confirm boardrooms have transformed into arenas of confusion, where executives argue passionately over whether to raise prices, lose profits, or invent entirely new currencies based on bartered office supplies.

The playbook’s main chapter—“How to Love Losing”—advises companies to fully embrace the art of surrender while maintaining a cheerful spreadsheet. Meanwhile, the “Confuse Your Customers” section encourages baffling price tags and cryptic product descriptions, ensuring no one really knows what they're paying for anymore. Some visionary firms have even suggested a new sport called "Tariff Roulette," where CEOs spin a giant wheel to randomly select disastrous strategies.

Analysts predict this chaos-fueled creativity will spawn new business models, including the wildly popular “Sell Air” subscription and “Invisible Goods.” When asked for comments, one executive simply shrugged, “With only bad options, why not pick the worst and pretend it’s a bold new vision?” The Tariff Chaos Playbook is expected to be a bestseller in the “Make Them Pay More” genre, just in time for the next wave of global confusion.