In a shocking revelation, scientists have discovered that the secret to living healthier for longer is not eating kale or running marathons, but rather by turning your home into a giant hamster wheel. Yes, you read that right—by installing a massive spinning wheel in your living room, you'll not only burn those extra carbs, butassistant

also generate enough electricity to power your Netflix account. Experts claim that the endless sprinting will release a cocktail of wellness hormones, guaranteeing you'll live up to 150 years if you just remember to hydrate with enough avocado smoothies.

But wait, there's more For an extra boost, marry a personal trainer who doubles as a nutritionist and a life coach. Together, you can debate the merits of carb cycling while doing burpees in sync. As an added bonus, your house will become a popular tourist attraction, drawing in fitness enthusiasts from around the world to witness your spinning prowess.

Just remember, if you start to feel dizzy, that's just your body telling you you're on the right track to immortality. And as a final tip, be sure to invest in liability insurance to cover all the embarrassing crashes into your furniture.