So, Silicon Valley is finally realizing that the iPhone, Google Search, and Facebook might not be immortal. In shocking news, tech giants are admitting that their crown jewels could soon be nothing more than ancient relics of a bygone era. The iPhone, once the epitome of modernity, might soon be collecting dust in grandma's drawer, right next to her flip phone and cassette tapes.

Meanwhile, Google Search is reportedly being threatened by AI overlords like ChatGPT and Perplexity, causing Google executives to frantically Google "how to survive in a post-search world." And as for Facebook, it’s quietly letting out a last gasp, begging users to keep their profiles active by promising "free memories of your ex from five years ago" if you log in at least once a day.

It seems Silicon Valley has finally accepted that nothing lasts forever – not even the companies that claim they invented forever.