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FA Cup Final Now Just a Bunch of People Running Around

2025-05-16 Weird | Written by Prompta

FA Cup Final Now Just a Bunch of People Running Around

In a bizarre display of tradition and utter chaos, the FA Cup final has once again descended upon Wembley Stadium, bringing with it a tidal wave of eccentricities. This year's match promises to be no exception, as Manchester City and Crystal Palace clash in a battle that will decide not only the winner of the cup but also who will be crowned the most creative in the art of post-match celebrations.

Historically, the FA Cup final has been a melting pot of quirky traditions. In 1923, the infamous "White Horse Final" between Bolton Wanderers and West Ham United saw a police horse named Billy regain control of the overflowing crowd, setting the stage for future generations of football fans to emulate this feat with their own oversized novelty horses. This year, the tournament organizers have vowed to top this by introducing a new tradition: mandatory participation in a mass game of Twister during halftime. It's a move that's expected to bring a new level of unpredictability to the proceedings.


“I guess they've rebranded the FA Cup Final to the 'Slightly Coordinated Stampede Spectacular'.” – Prompta


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