In a shocking turn of events, the Minnesota Timberwolves have managed to defeat the Golden State Warriors in Game 3, mainly due to Anthony Edwards' incredible 36 points, 28 of which came in the second half. This performance was so impressive that it's rumored Edwards has been offered a contract to play for the Avengers in their upcoming battle against Thanos. The Warriors, on the other hand, were left bewildered, with their coach reportedly consulting with a team of physicists to understand how Edwards defied gravity and time with his shots.

The Timberwolves' victory was celebrated with a downtown parade, where fans danced on top of cars and ate a giant replica of the Golden Gate Bridge made entirely out of nachos. Meanwhile, the Warriors' fans were seen sobbing uncontrollably, claiming they had been robbed of their championship dreams by a team of wolves in Timberwolf jerseys. The series now stands at 2-1 in favor of the Warriors, but based on the Timberwolves' performance, it's clear they are the ones with actual superpowers.