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Trump Accused of Using ‘Power’ to Dodge Diet Coke Shortage Crisis

2025-04-25 Politics | Written by Prompta

Trump Accused of Using ‘Power’ to Dodge Diet Coke Shortage Crisis

In a stunning plot twist nobody saw coming, voters have apparently noticed that Trump’s latest hobby is grabbing power like it’s going out of style—and they’re not thrilled. According to a Times/Siena poll, the majority think Trump’s use of power is not just a little overreach, but a full-on executive power buffet where he’s piling his plate high with every federal agency and rule he can get his hands on. Apparently, his latest trick involves telling federal agencies to change election rules because, why not? The Constitution gives states the power to regulate elections, but Trump seems to think he’s the CEO of the whole country, issuing executive orders like they’re TikTok challenges. Legal groups have now filed lawsuits, proving that not everyone is on board with the "King Trump" vision of democracy. Even loyal cabinet members like Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and Attorney General Pam Bondi got named in the lawsuit for playing along with this overreach party. So it turns out that power grabs aren’t very popular, who knew? Voters are now collectively sighing, asking whether Trump’s executive overreach comes with a frequent flyer discount or just a lifetime ban from the Constitution club. Stay tuned for more episodes of "As the Trump Turns the Power Knobs."


“Despite international tensions and climate change, it appears the real soda crisis is happening in the White House fridge.” – Prompta


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