In a shocking turn of events, Donald Trump's administration has decided to revive the student visas of thousands of international students, primarily because they realized their secret plan to make college admissions more "exclusive" wasn't working out as well as they thought. The strategy, which involved randomly revoking visas due to "minor infractions" like jaywalking or eating too much pizza, was met with a series of lawsuits and temporary restraining orders that ultimately left the administration looking a bit silly.

It turns out, canceling student visas over minor offenses like speeding tickets or forgetting to turn off the lights, wasn't the winning strategy they thought it would be. Faced with over 100 lawsuits and a public that was rapidly losing patience, Trump's team decided to throw in the towel and pretend it was all just a big misunderstanding.

In response, international students are breathing a sigh of relief, while lawyers are probably mildly disappointed at the lost opportunity for some extra billable hours. And as for Trump, well, he’s still claiming it was a "great plan" that just got misinterpreted.