In the grand sequel nobody asked for, Trump 2.0 has arrived like a math test you forgot to study for — and the errors aren’t just present; they’re multiplying faster than conspiracy theories at a basement QAnon convention. This new edition of the Donald seems determined to outdo his predecessor in a splendid race toward chaotic mishaps, spectacular gaffes, and alternative facts that would make even a fiction writer blush.

From promising to deport immigrants with the precision of a reality TV elimination to obsessively ranting about transgender athletes as if they’re the root of every societal ills, the Trump administration’s playbook seems to have been rewritten by a committee of trolls and tabloid journalists. The economy, immigration, and gender issues are all on the chopping block — or at least the Twitter feed — but details are as scarce as voter sobriety at his rallies.

Social media remains his megaphone, where every tweet is a high-wire act without a net, sending shockwaves of misinformation that ripple out like carnival funhouse mirrors of reality. So buckle up, America: the mistakes are not only multiplying, they’re generating their own economy — a booming market in bewilderment and head shaking that keeps this circus in town for another four years[1][2][3].