In a shocking turn of events, Middle East airspace closures have left travelers scrambling to find alternative routes to their destinations. As a result, airlines have implemented a new "Scenic Detour" package, which adds an extra 12 hours to your journey but includes a complimentary in-flight lecture on international geopolitics.

To make up for lost time, flights are now equipped with virtual reality headsets. Passengers can immerse themselves in a simulated journey that perfectly replicates the experience of being on a plane—minus the actual flying part. It's like being on a real plane, but without any of the excitement or turbulence.

In a bizarre marketing move, airlines are touting these extended flights as "opportunities for self-reflection and team-building exercises." Passengers are encouraged to form bonding groups and participate in group therapy sessions to cope with the stress of delayed arrivals. As one passenger quipped, "Who needs a vacation when you can have a 24-hour flight with a side of existential dread?"